My mouth is crooked.
50lbs groceries (more? ) 18 blocks to home 90degrees 82% humidity cars are for losers
and *POOF* my soulmate has been made a bride. she is gorgeous and radiant and happy she is everything I could ever hope to be when i grow up. the love is bouncing off the tent walls. #rhiphi
this is what my legs look like while my bank is ruining my life.
awewwww yeah.... suck it Pennsylvania.
and then I saw this....
stuck. some days you just can’t get there, yanno? #chronicillness #chronicpain #ehlersdanlossyndrome #posturalorthostatictachycardiasyndrome #tryingtolearnmylesson #maybeitstimetotalkaboutdisabilityagain
we are just having a casual night at Hamilton... no biggie.
“tonight... instead of watching my tablet with my bedtime treat.... may I colour?”
this is not a spoiled cat. THIS is an appropriately worshipped god.
hello my darlings. it is saturday morning and here in Philadelphia it is brain-bustingLY, heart-achingly, soul expandingly gd GORGEOUS outside and since here @twentymanninggrill 3/4 of our walls open up (WAY open ) you can sit inside and still feel all that wonderful cool, breezy magic OR you can sit at one of our lovely outside bistro tables and watch the world walk by while you sip a little something and nosh a little brunch. i dare you to come up with something more wonderful to do on this particular Saturday morning. #phillylovenotes #rittenhousesquare #phillybrunch #brunch
i declare this particular crippling: Worth It. We pooled, we beached, i worked my tushy off all weekend and today we zoo-ed. i will accept my punishment with ZERO complaints THIS time around... #chronicillness #chronicpain #ehlersdanlossyndrome #potssyndrome #osteoarthritis #fuckingradsummerweekandend
last one I swear.... 🐣🐤🐥🐔🐓#backyardchickens
can’t stop won’t stop #backyardchickens #phillypharming
My girls 🖤🖤🖤
Instagram felt the need to tell me that just 24 short months ago, this is what i looked like. as if i wasn’t pissy enough about the past two years. some days ageing is harder than others. #womp #alsoicouldtryalittleharderdamn
fear not @septaphilly ! My rage reflexes are cat-like... 😂
weirdo bus buddy
the birthday wishes continue? #phillylovenotes #sidewalkmessages
i was too polite to video the two blocks of him consistently trying to pull down/out his front wedgie. i was NOT too polite to say, “fucking hipsters in their super tight jorts” to myself and crack the fuck up.
$11 clearance hat @target ? happy👏🏼birthday👏🏼to👏🏼me👏🏼
ummmmmmm @thejessicadore just crawled into my soul and whispered EXACTLY the words i so desperately need to hear. now i just have to figure out what to do about it. staying in this paralysed loop of ick is definitely NOT cool ♌️🌚
i said, “that’s a lot of cheese...” his response? “It’s a cheese board” and I fell in love....
true facts... #phillylovenotes #sidewalkpoetry
Looky! It’s @phillylg !
oh hi there. i know it’s hot and disgusting and basically the whole city is a tire fire right now BUT! it is cool and comfy here @twentymanninggrill why don’t you come by and let us serve you up a heavenly little brunch? brunch til 3, cocktails & delicious foods all day long... 🍳🥓🥞🍾☕️ #bestpancakesever
yard weed snacks #backyardchickens #phillypharming #bantamsilkies #eastereggerchicken ?
oh I’ve noticed.... and it’s some bullshit. (had to snag this gem off @orchid_souris_rouge because, duh )
Guys. I’m breaking through ALL of my deepest,ugliest, piano-leg-having, sideshow-Bob-foot-burdened, monstrous-ankle-laden insecurities and wearing skinny jeans in public. not just public, but work even! come by and assure me that my legs appear proportional and i’ll serve you cocktails and coffee and pancakes and eggs and brunch will conquer all! @twentymanninggrill #phillybrunch #philadelphiarestaurants #skinnyjeansarehell #bigsexyankles