My mouth is crooked.
oh I’ve noticed.... and it’s some bullshit. (had to snag this gem off @orchid_souris_rouge because, duh )
Guys. I’m breaking through ALL of my deepest,ugliest, piano-leg-having, sideshow-Bob-foot-burdened, monstrous-ankle-laden insecurities and wearing skinny jeans in public. not just public, but work even! come by and assure me that my legs appear proportional and i’ll serve you cocktails and coffee and pancakes and eggs and brunch will conquer all! @twentymanninggrill #phillybrunch #philadelphiarestaurants #skinnyjeansarehell #bigsexyankles
fourteen. fucking. pennies. thats what i get for working at a place that doesn’t open until 10am and for not having Wimbledon on already when he got there today. i guess. #shameonme #whoevencarriespenniesaroundanymore
the most incredible human on the planet is having the most incredible art show on the planet and if you have the means then you MUST go. if, like myself, attending in person just cannot be done then I recommend following @wovoka_trudell_art so you can still get all that brilliant talent in your world. #wovokatrudell #wovokatrudellart
don’t want my girls getting too toasty-hot. ice water and an oscillating fan to the rescue! #phillypharming #backyardchickens #extremeheatwarning
what a magical night... 🖤🖤👯🚶🏼🙋🏻♂️🧘🏼♀️🖤🖤 🎉🎇🎊🎆🎆🎊🎇🎉. #phillylovenotes #4thofjuly2019 #wawacelebratesamerica #itsNOTmadeinamericaeventhoughthatiswhateveryonecallsit #thatoneisinseptember #waytoconfusethingsjayz
Yup. Still true.
that’s right @bookthebombshell , you get it now....
aaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllll day! 🎇🎆🦅𗂚𗂜🌎🎆🎇🗽🇺🇸.....🦃🦃🦃
what are the odds? #thatskindofmynamestill #tightiewhities #foundart #phillylovenotes
“a thunderstorm in spots” 𗀂🌂
urban pack mule 🐴 (why are there 2 camel emojis but no donkey? is the difference of 🐪 vs 🐫 so impactful to your expression that you need both choices? ) #whataboutadonkeybro
my only complaint about train trips to Lancaster? too. dang. short. “I dream of touring like Duke Ellington... in my own railroad car” #amtrakescape #chuggachugga #betterthanamassage
if you don’t take a selfie did you even go?
#latergram this wall lecture appeared to me immediately after I got trapped in an outdoor cross-fit class that was running up and down the block carrying weighted balls. i couldn’t get out of their loop, i couldn’t pass and it was like being in a stampede. all is well... i have survived another commute in my cartoon life. #nomorebananapeelsplease #trendyworkoutcultstampede #anvilwatch2019 also? stop yelling at me wall, i’m working on it.
dinner service starts at 5..... come see me my loves! @twentymanninggrill
listen guys, it’s disgusting out there. in here though? it’s spicy watermelon Bloody Mary beautiful. come grab some A/C, a hell of a brunch and this spicy-fresh summer drank 🍉🍉🌶🌶 @twentymanninggrill ALL DAY! See you soon!
and now the concert... she writes all her own music and, no, she hasn’t stopped talking since the last video i posted.
she’s always so chatty in the mornings....
tate down! the fountains kicked her little bum. she got through a bath and dinner but she’s missing practically ALL of mama mia and definitely all of dessert. #tuckeredouttate #mybestgirl
mah girls #dilworthpark #philadelphiacityhall #cantwaitforbeachdays #threedaystilcontactsareback
been there 2 seconds, new bestie already secured. #fountainfriends . #justliketheirmama #dilworthpark #cityhallphiladelphia
don’t worry, nothing exciting or funny happens... just Tate chats and chicken footage. truly my favourite way to start a day.... #phillypharming #backyardchickens
i’ve never tried it this way before..... recently learned that nicotine is totally NOT bad for you, just the smoking is. what a whole new way to tackle this shizzzzz...
pretend i said ... pretend you saw ... pretend they had ... bathtime is fantasy wonderful creation explosion time and the tub becomes as vast as their imaginations and i sneak and listen because i need this as i do oxygen and salt. #youmissedtheiryoutubevideo #sisterhood #thenyousay
in more exciting news.... all is right in the world again because the QUEEN OF BRUNCH is back at it in Rittenhouse. Catch me Saturdays & Sunday’s @twentymanninggrill serving margarita carafes, the BEST brunch you can get in the city (Bud and his dream team make the magic ) and my trademark sass... I’m never leaving this ‘hood again. See y’all soon....
i’ve made two or three really big, really great decisions in my life... the most recent was deciding to spend basically none of my time in these rooms anymore. quick pick-ups of antibiotics to nip this sinus/eye thing in the bud so I can work this weekend don’t bother me none.... 🤫#whynosnotemoji #therearepukeandfeverones
#wherespixi #phillycityhall #dillworthpark
Wonder Woman sprints x infinity... #lookatmelookatmelookatme
“mahmmahm look at me!!!” #alltheworldisherstage #dillworthpark #noswimdiperequired #finally
i am OBSESSED with my birdie babies. please do not send help. #backyardchickens #phillypharming #2ladiesandaroo